20 Reasons Why A North Indian Should NEVER Set Foot In South India 

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1. If anyone’s ever told you that South India is a beautiful place to vacation, they lied. It’s horrible.

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Parunthumpara, Kerala Credits: T. A Joseph

2. There’s absolutely nothing particularly breathtaking to see in South India.

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Munnar \ Credits: Marvelous Kerala

3. Who would ever want to see something like this?

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Pillar Rock, Kodaikanal \ Credits: Ravi Vora

4. I’m pretty sure landscapes aren’t supposed to look so dull.

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Coorg, Karnataka \ Credits: Aparajith Bharathiyan
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Aliyar reservoir, Valparai, Tamil Nadu \ Credits: Thangaraj Kumaravel
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Tea plantations at Valparai, Tamil Nadu \ Credits: Thangaraj Kumaravel

5. It’s all just featureless mountains in South India.

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Upper Bhavani Lake, Ooty, Tamil Nadu \ Credits: Prabhu B Doss
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Pollachi, Tamil Nadu, India \ Credits: Raghavan Prabhu
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Ponmudi \ Credits: Thejas Panarkandy

6. Would you want to relax on these polluted beaches?

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Cherai Beach, Kerala \ Credits: Debashish.Das
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Kovalam Beach, Kerala \ Credits: Mehul Antani

7. Isn't the colour of this water awfully suspicious?

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River Chaliyar, Kerala \ Credits: Paul Varuni

8. There are definitely better views in this world than this.Totally boring. Totally flat.

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Kudremukh, Karnataka \ Credits: Premnath Thirumalaisamy
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Kudremukh, Karnataka \ Credits: Premnath Thirumalaisamy
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Kudremukh, Karnataka \ Credits: Premnath Thirumalaisamy

9. While visiting South India, if you think you’ll suddenly find yourself in places that will shatter your soul with their beauty, you're WRONG.

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Ponmudi wireless repeater station, Kerala \ Credits: Thejas Panarkandy
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Belum Caves, Andhra Pradesh \ Credits: Praveen

10. No interesting architecture.

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Mysore Palace, Karnataka \ Credits: Spiros Vathis
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Mysore Palace, Karnataka \ Credits: Spiros Vathis
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Mysore Palace, Karnataka \ Credits: Spiros Vathis
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Santhome Basilica, Chennai \ Credits: Vinoth Chandar

11. And don’t even get me started on the waterfalls. So lame.

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Chunchi waterfalls, Karnataka \ Credits: Joseph D'Mello
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Meenvallam Water Falls, Palakkad, Kerala \ Credits: Vinesh Menon
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Jog Falls, Karnataka \ Credits: Raghu Jana
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Abby Falls, Kodagu, Karnataka \ Credits: Gopal Vijayaraghavan

12. There’s no culture. Absolutely none.

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Kathakali artist in Kerala \ Credits: Navaneeth KN
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An artist performing theru koothu in Tamil Nadu \ Credits: Krithika
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Koothu Performer, Tamil Nadu \ Credits: Suresh Eswaran

13. There’s no majestic wildlife to speak of either.

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Rajiv Gandhi Tiger Reserve, Nagarhole, Karnataka \ Credits: Srikaanth Sekar

14. Only cows, everywhere.

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From Muthanga, Wayanad \ Credits: Kalidas Pavithran

15. South India is just a boring old pile of rocks.

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Hampi \ Credits: Aparajith Bharathiyan
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Hampi \ Credits: Hajo Schatz
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Gandikota, Andhra Pradesh
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Gandikota, Andhra Pradesh \ Credits: Gagan Josan

16. The locals won’t even look at you, forget giving you a smile.

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Tamil Nadu \ Credits: Lakshmi R.K.
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Kerala \ Credits: Fabio Campo
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Bangalore \ Credits: Photo Love

17. So in conclusion, never visit South India.

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Marina Beach, Chennai \ Credits: Thangaraj Kumaravel

18. There’s nothing for you there.

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Yercaud, Tamil Nadu, India \ Credits: Thangaraj Kumaravel

19. Nope, nothing whatsoever.

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Chickmagalur, Karnataka \ Credits: Mukul Banerjee

20. South India? No Thanks.

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Pogallapalle, Telengana \ Credits: Alosh Bennett

If this doesn't convince you to not go to South India, nothing ever will. But if you got the point of this article, you're probably packing your bags now.

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What on earth are you speaking. you have lost it. First of all if you have nothing breathtaking in south India then do not even think of stepping into south India. cause you ppl have staying in south India for generations together and you speak so ill abt the place. we are very welcoming because of which you are staying in south India cause of which we dont have place to live. Remember this. the 4th point you think those landscapes are dull you are just trying to prove that you cannot even enjoy nature and you dont respect it. and dont you dare speak abt the polluted beaches, cause you visitors feel it is not your place and it is not your responsibility to keep it clean, and also remember that almost more than half of the visitors are north indians. and you have spoken abt the cows, you have to remember we worship cow. maybe you wont but we do. and after you speaking all sorts of ill abt us we will not even think of looking at you. Mind your tongue.
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laughing my ass off, when some says Hindi is our national language ...get your fact check..you moron.
Thu 09 28 17, 10:31 · Reply · Report
I guess no one got the heck of the blog...It was something to attract readers...not demean South India but there can be others ways also to boost and promote a place...good work Gunjan
Mon 08 07 17, 06:35 · Reply · Report
I dont know where people in soth get this idea that people from north think soth is worth nothing. Everyone in the north knows south has a rich culture, its more cleaner, relatively less populated and has a lot of tourist spots. Stop spreading such misconceptions
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